Imaginary Girlfriends on EBay
This is
pretty weird.
Are you tired of being alone and your friends and family thinking that you are gay or just can't get a girlfriend. If so, then I am the woman you are looking for.
I will write you a letter a week for two months sprayed with my personal fragrance. I will send you a few pictures of myself. I am a decent girl and I would prefer not to write nasty letter but this can be discussed after the auction ends. I would rather write letters about myself and my dreams. That way you can show the letters to your family and not have to hide them. :o) I will also try and send 2 emails a week to you. At the end of two months you are free to dump me as you please or we can remain friends. I do however want to be clear that in no way does this auction make me your REAL girlfriend. In the end you are free to just forget about me or keep in touch by email. I will have an email set up just for this auction
(via
Boing Boing)
