Infants' Blood
Finally an easy way to get my
congealed infants' blood.
A delicious and fun new way to get your daily dose of blood! Instead of drinking it or bathing in it, now try spreading it! Although thick and rich, our regular, liquid Infant's Blood isn't quite thick enough for spreading. Our scientists have come up with a top-secret method of congealing infants' blood while still preserving all the nutrients and fresh, straight-from-the-baby flavor you've come to expect from Infants-Blood.info products!
(via
The Museum of Hoaxes)
