When is the last time you vomited?
I had a few dry heaves when Mrs. C made me watch Twilight not too long ago (Sparkle Vampires???) but I managed to keep everything down. I really can’t remember the last time I threw up. It’s been a few years.
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40 Comments so far. Leave a comment below.I think it’s been about a year and a half. Alcohol was involved.
I have one morning med I have to take that will occasionally make me puke. Just want you want to do around breakfast time. Should I not be taking them with beer?
That’s because you don’t have kids. We have 2 of those little plague-spreader bringing home gastric infections about 2 times a year.
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Just WHAT you want… typo.
i live in korea where people are drinking beer at 6:30 in the morning, stumbling home at lunchtime, and passed out in a crucifixion pose in front of department stores and Outback steakhouses. i’m not exaggerating. it’s been about 4 months for me, but that’s actually a pretty long time because i’ve been on medication which i shouldn’t take alcohol with (the medication is for stomach ulcers which probably came from drinking).
it feels great, not having vomited for a while.
1994, I think in the Colombian Basin/Yucatan Peninsula area of the Gulf of Mexico. After transiting out of the Panama Canal it was a very rough and choppy ride on the 210′ cutter I was on. 5-6 foot seas but the boat got a good pitch going.
When I saw Sarah Palin being interviewed by Katie Couric.
Couple months. Yes, I have a small child. It DID involve alcohol, though.
A month ago after getting pissed at my cousin’s wedding.
A few months ago I was sitting on the sofa on a Friday night, watching TV, having enjoyed a large Indian meal an hour or so before. I’d had an annoying cough for a few days, so I wasn’t surprised when I started coughing again. I *was* surprised when, seconds later, I found myself vomiting copious quantities of curry all over myself, the floor and, most unfortunately, my wife. Despite the outrage, I still remember thinking “thank God we don’t have a carpet in this room”.
A couple of weeks ago when I had stomach flu. Puked my guts out for about half a day, and then I was fine.
Tuesday. Just one of the many blessings of pregnancy.
Funny you should ask. This morning actually. I’m recovering from the flu and have a nasty lingering cough that’s been keeping me awake at nights. My doc prescribed a cough syrup with vicoden and when they say take it with a full stomach they mean it! I woke up well rested but nauseated. Fun, fun!
maybe at least 2 years, it was the only time i got so wasted i threw up. I remember my cat coming up next to me when i was sitting on the floor wondering what the hell I was doing.
A couple of weeks ago, after having drank too much on a Saturday night about a week after being let go from my job of two years. That was the second time I’d ever been sick from alcohol, the first time was my twenty third birthday.
Last time I went to visit my parents I had too much to drink on my last night. I made it through the night ok, and was up walking around their property for about 2 hours in the morning before breakfast. Once I tried to take a bite of food though, my body rejected it
Luckily I made it to the bathroom and didn’t ruin breakfast for everyone.
Two weeks ago or so. May have been somewhat related to alcohol, but more likely because of the various kinds of wings I had before going to sleep. The grease and spices must not have sat well inside me as that was what only seemed to come out of me.
A month ago. I was not feeling well in the middle of the night so went to grab a pill in the dark. Realized I took the wrong one, accidentally grabbed a stool softener, which was definately not the one I needed at the moment. I made myself puke to get the medicine out. Ugh.
1984. Twenty five years ago. I was three at the time.
A few years ago, when I had a television and a dog and the dog walked right up in front of the television and ever so slowly threw up. I nearly threw up myself but then my dog tried to clean up its mess by eating it and I again nearly threw up. The the dog immediately vomited a second time and I noticed that it had swallowed whole a rag (twice) and I had to retrieve this rag before the dog ate it a third time. I managed to do this while dry heaving all over the place and finally lost control and got my puke on. I think I had to clean up my own sick.
About four or five months ago, as the result of the ill-advised consumption of a Quarter Pounder with Cheese. I was wretchedly sick for about four days.
lol @ “bulemia clinic” google ad for this post
2 weeks ago the morning after a party, although there was nothing to come up but the flat soda I drank 5 minutes prior. I hadn’t eaten before or during the party, and I drank beer and I drank gin. I should know better.
The video of the guy making the omelet the other day almost made me throw up from the motion of it. It doesn’t count since I didn’t throw up, but that’s what usually does it for me.
The last time I vomited was about a year ago. Funny thing is I had been doing chemotherapy, and I hadn’t vomited once the whole time. A few weeks after I finished my last round, I became very very ill. And that’s when I learned, the first time in my life really, that though your stomach is completely devoid of food and water, it is still possible to vomit. It’s a bluish green liquid, I think perhaps bile.The more you know….
Last year. I can have one glass of wine, two is pushing it…three is a guaranteed trip to the bowl.
Two-buck Upchuck.
Not sure when I actually vomited my stomach contents last, but I gag a lot when cleaning the kitteh pan (my girlie-girls can make some STINKY pooh!).
one year ago, staying at a hotel in waterville, maine. my first – and last – time ever to go to an appleby’s (there are none of these in hawaii). i had two cocktails and some nachos, went back to my room and hurled all of it. went to bed feeling like crap and hungry.
Puke free since ‘93!
This year’s spring. Alcohol was involved. Alcohol is almost always involved when I puke. But my puke frequency decreases with me getting older an the places where I puke get more civilized.
Maybe 4 or 5 years ago – weird thing is that I NEVER get food poisoning and I think it was 2004 maybe 2005, I got it TWICE in three months! I mean INSTANTANEOUS cold clammy sweats, stomach in horrible pain then POW!!! I’ve even eaten the same food as other people and they would get sick and I wouldn’t but that was a bad year for me. Holy crap were my stomach, back and sides all sprung – I couldn’t laugh for days it hurt so much. The term “Hurl” is not quite descriptive of how powerful I apparently am and projectile vomiting. I scared my damn self. I mean I am almost proud of how hard I puked! My husband kind of percolates – wuss. But his are drinking pukes and he is so delicate. Not me!
Okay, I know TMI
In August, two days after I got married, I looked into the refrigerator and spied the remains of one of the gigantic veggie platters. I decided that this would make an ideal healthy dinner and poured myself a little light ranch dressing and started gnoshing cucumber slices like there was no tomorrow. I think I ate about a pound of the things, and made a good dent in our leftovers.
Now, I’m not sure what it was, but the ranch dressing has an expiration date of 2010 so I’m pretty sure it wasn’t that. About two hours down the road I felt horribly queasy and threw up. Cucumbers taste and smell the same no matter how much stomach acid is thrown in, apparently. Yuck. And, yeah. TMI.
Question of the day indeed (yesterdays), I threw up 2 hours ago. Next time I say “Czech Inn”, “10 euro pitchers” and “it’ll be grand!”, hit me, hit me hard.
Tonight; Had a few drinks too much… But it was a fun night.
About 3 weeks ago. I know never to attempt a toke when I’ve been drinking, but every year or so it seems like a really, really good idea. Briefly.
It was when I was battling the flu a couple of weeks ago. I didn’t have a queasy stomach, but my coughing was so out of control that my whole torso contracted and up it came. Just acid, since I wasn’t eating. Not pleasant, but far from the worst part of the flu.
i can’t recall. but twilight is puke.
Sadly, my nausea didn’t end once I’d given moved past the first trimester of pregnancy with either of my daughters… I half entertained the possibility of just giving in and becoming bulimic because I had worshiped the porcelain throne once too often. Then I realized I didn’t want my teeth reduced to nubs and the toilets in Best Buy are freaking nasty and I always seemed to be there just as horrific nausea would hit me. Maybe it was the service…
Couple months back, after a night out on the juice with a good friend. I’d actually lost track of how much I’d had to drink. Thankfully it wasn’t till I got safely home when I decided “Woah, the room is spinning a lot more than it should”. Then a few minutes later I was all “Damn, and that was such good Thai curry I had too…what a waste”
Friday morning which is why I didn’t see this question until now and Thursday night will be the last time I eat sushi for a very long time.
RIGHT NOW. Oh the imagery! Oh the power of suggestion!