Finally Tonight, Jesus…

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  1. “We move from Jesus in a sink to Jesus on a stick”!!!! ha ha ha ha
    I’m going to be quoting that one all day long.

  2. Meg,

    Holy Jesus Waffle, Batman!

  3. Justin,

    Mike! Yes!!!! “Jesus on a stick.” It’s like “Pope on a rope,” but better!

    Also, “They’re calling it Cheesus.” Just beautiful.

    And why is there never any “I found Jesus in this skid mark,” or “The child molester was reported to have looked like Christ.”??

  4. Myackie,

    one of those looked more like mohammed

  5. TeaFizz,

    Looks like Jesus is the new Elvis

  6. TDavis,

    Waffles, Grilled Cheese, Ice Cream, Snack Food, Good Lord. I’m HUNGRY!

  7. Furnace,

    The Jesus in the spoon looks like Che Guevara or maybe Cornelius from Planet Of The Apes.

  8. outeast,

    Justin, you mean you haven’t seen the Jesus in a dog’s ass? I’m sure Chris covered it – check the ‘Where’s Jesus?’ link in the sidebar.

    Oh, and Myackie? Images of Mohammed PBUH are verboten: they just don’t appear. Muslims see His name written in Arabic instead (I’ve seen it on a fish, on an aubergine/eggplant, etc.).

  9. outeast,

    “Ok, I can see some John Lennon in there…” I do like how the presenters are often straining not to just piss themselves laughing. “I don’t know – I don’t make this stuff up.” :)

  10. Tulgar,

    my head just exploded. Just when I thought I couldn’t get more cynical.

  11. Verdugo13,

    I found a dragon’s head in the paneling on my wall. Does that mean that dragons are real?

  12. DJ,

    5.01 looked like Darth Vader

    5.07 looked like a Samurai.

  13. “is this the second coming of christ, is she pregnant with christ?”

    facepalm

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