Judging from my statcounter, it looks like the cynics who abandoned me for their holiday revelries are slowly slinking back to their offices where they’ll spend the majority of valuable corporate time looking on this and other blogs for YouTube clips of cats slathered in bacon falling off of things.
And I for one welcome you back with open arms. (Although secretly I’m a bit hurt that you only think about reading this while some nameless corporation is paying you. But I’ll keep those feelings hidden deep inside that only come out in parentheses at the tail end of a post which nobody ever reads anyway. Ungrateful bastards!)
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10 Comments so far. Leave a comment below.well, i actually don’t have the internet at home, only at work, if that helps ease the pain.
thanks and glad to be back.
Clips of cats slathered in bacon falling off things you say?! Please share links!
I have to admit that since I’m currently unemployed and have copious amounts of free time, I check this blog, well, rather religiously.
Happy New Year to everyone!
I’m hoping you really do have a clip of a cat slathered in bacon and falling off of things. Don’t tease.
But who won the 10millionth visitor contest?
Are you kidding me Chris?
I’ve been pacing back and forth hitting refresh every 30 seconds, just waiting for your return!
I was dropping by once a day but there wasn’t much going on. So you only have yourself to blame !
Yeah. I not only checked in, cyni c was one of only 3 sites i bookmarked on my ipod. But nothing much was happening eh. Quite ruined my christmas… I want double my moneyback, ok?
I only check this site when the apartment I see from my window leaves the computer on, the fire escape window open, and my glove on a yardstick types the correct letters. I can’t control when people go on vacation EITHER.
I, too, checked in every day. I am not the faithless one…
You were away?