It’s morons like that that pass me on the highway and just about every time I hope they end up killing them selves on a long deserted road so that they don’t end up eventually killing someone else.
Bottom line:
The Judge is cute.
She’s heard all kinds of bullshit from jerks like this guy who think they’re irresistible.
I only wish she’d given him some hard time.
Well, when he really hurts someone, and he almost certainly will, I hope there’s a Judge out there that tosses his butt in jail for a long, long time.
I agree. For a moment I was seriously expecting her to suspend- if not take permanently- his license.
It’s depressing that people like that are allowed to keep driving despite their cheerfully admitting that they’re a danger to everyone.
Oh- and I want to know what he thought would happen if the “hungry lions” had caught him.
Was he terrified of being kissed? I have a feeling that with that much overcompensation he hasn’t actually gotten a lot of action in his life.
His flattery + cute story shtick probably worked great back in fifth grade when he had to explain where his homework went or why he skipped class.
It’s always fun to see the chumps you grew up with crash and burn when they hit the real world.
Suppose that people who shouldn’t be allowed to drive make up 5% of the market.
Imagine the government took away 5% of the business of the automakers. Hell would be raised. It’s better to go on letting 1 out of every 84 people die in traffic collisions than to make the roads safe.
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28 Comments so far. Leave a comment below.It’s morons like that that pass me on the highway and just about every time I hope they end up killing them selves on a long deserted road so that they don’t end up eventually killing someone else.
And this guy is allowed to own a driving license?
Very nice! He’ll make a great organ donor some day.
Another WARRIOR on the ROAD ! RESPECT !
People like this should be enslaved.
I’m glad I was able to make it to the end. That made up for the several minutes of having to watch the douchebag.
Yet people continue to dispute my notion that all white americans are stupid.
Justice and Karma… a great combination!
CODPIECE!!!
Bottom line:
The Judge is cute.
She’s heard all kinds of bullshit from jerks like this guy who think they’re irresistible.
I only wish she’d given him some hard time.
Well, when he really hurts someone, and he almost certainly will, I hope there’s a Judge out there that tosses his butt in jail for a long, long time.
He’s probably gonna sue …
Homeboy best start wearing a helmet, because it’s be a shame if he lost those last two brain cells.
Party money. Ha!
He probably lives in his mom’s basement.
Jackasses on parade
oh lawd, whadda schmuck!
“He probably lives in his mom’s basement.”
Ha! Furnace, that was my first thought when he said “party money”. WTF!
Just 200 bucks? Really? WTF, no wonder guys like this really don’t give a fuck eh?
His licence should have been suspended at the very least. He should have been held in contempt of court, too.
But seriously… was that actually real, or is that just some silly faked show?
I agree. For a moment I was seriously expecting her to suspend- if not take permanently- his license.
It’s depressing that people like that are allowed to keep driving despite their cheerfully admitting that they’re a danger to everyone.
Oh- and I want to know what he thought would happen if the “hungry lions” had caught him.
Was he terrified of being kissed? I have a feeling that with that much overcompensation he hasn’t actually gotten a lot of action in his life.
Wow.
I mean: wow.
Is this real? Are people actually that stupid?
How can anyone watch this and still believe in evolution?
Degeneration is my new theory, I tell you.
But the ending proves that there is a God. At least in the parking lot.
His flattery + cute story shtick probably worked great back in fifth grade when he had to explain where his homework went or why he skipped class.
It’s always fun to see the chumps you grew up with crash and burn when they hit the real world.
Lumpi,
Suppose that people who shouldn’t be allowed to drive make up 5% of the market.
Imagine the government took away 5% of the business of the automakers. Hell would be raised. It’s better to go on letting 1 out of every 84 people die in traffic collisions than to make the roads safe.
That guy must be in the highest 0.0001%, though.
Well, a dude with the same name is on the FL sex offenders list, so he might live with his mom:
http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId=57147
Must be him, here’s the vehicle and vessel profile from the same page:
Vehicle Make:
SUZUKI Vehicle Type:
MOTORCYCLE Vehicle Color:
RED
Vehicle Year:
2002 Vehicle Body:
MOTORCYCLE Tag Number:
83599P
I thought he might be an actor so I googled his name. Bizarre.
@loafy: good find! This just gets better and better.
I feel bad for his mom now …
yeah this is really sad stuff. Really sad.