David Sedaris on undecided voters:
To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?†she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?â€
To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.
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6 Comments so far. Leave a comment below.My God people,WAKE UP. Obama is the antichrist. Baraq means white horse.
Sen. McCarthy, welcome back from the dead!
Actions speak louder than words, Mr. (or Ms.) q.
Sarah Palin is the Antichrist.
I saw Sedaris live just recently in Cleveland and when he read this piece the entire theater just about shit themselves with laughter.
Yup, Democracy is a system of compromises. Don’t wait for your presidential hero, simply vote for the less scary one.
I’m always baffled about “undecideds” who seem to be unable to do that.
Undecided’s are like the Joe the plumber,living in a make believe world,and sometimes getting some TV time.