From Tatooique:
They drill small holes in your scull, then pass a metal (gold or silver) ring through them. The trick is that the ring presses the brain tissue and invokes euphoria. The whole procedure is carried under an anesthesia and after the ring is passed, it does not cause any pain.
So they will cut you hair first, then bore in your scull two tiny foramens with a drill, then drag the ring through them with the bent needle. The foramens will be done on your nucha – there is an especially sensitive range of a brain. The ring will easily massage it and keep you in the state of euphoria. The only problem you can face is that you will have to try hard to find a piercer. There are very few persons capable. And the price is $1000 for the whole procedure.
(via Blame it on the Voices)
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16 Comments so far. Leave a comment below.That’s one of those ideas that makes you go: “Haw come nobody didn’t think of that sooner”
That’s cool, man!
If your buddy was passed out on the couch, you could sneak up with a 9 volt battery…
I Know People make Fun Of Those With Piercings By Way Of The Usual Joke “At What Point Did You Just Go ‘I Think I’ll Get A Steel Rod Shot Through My Tongue?’” But…Really…What Made Them Think Of This?
hmmm…..i’m feeling susceptible to this today. not feeling very euphoric.
this sounds like a terrible idea, but i’ve never understood the draw to piercings… or tattoos or jewelry for that matter.
That actually seems like a procedure worth trying. A thousand bucks to feel constantly euphoric? A pittance compared to the cost of booze, hookers and illicit substances people use to accomplish (or try to at least) the same end result.
Not for me though, seems like it’d cheapen life.
Prozac? I think we’ve got our cure for depression right here!
This seems like a bad idea…kind of like voting republican
Worst. Idea. Ever. Looks like the people who came up with this ‘euphoric’ idea don’t have brains to lose.
But if they drill holes in my scull, how will I use it to oar my boat?
Drilling holes in my skull, too, sounds like an exceptionally stupid idea.
I doubt that this is real. Unless you were on a regimen of steadily strengthening antibiotics, I don’t see what would keep you from getting an infection, as this would be an open wound.
This kinda reminds me of young girls twirling a lock of hair while sucking their thumbs.
Except we’re talking about adults who evidently risk their health for the chance at constant euphoria twiddling a small “earring” embedded in their scalps.
They drill small holes in your scull
oops, i apologize for the ass-backwardness of my previous post…..
Chris- do I win a prize for spotting the smiley??? I know you put it there on purpose!
Smiley has been spotted!
Sleep wrong might end up a vegi.. least he will be in an euphoric state as well.
This reminded me of Dennis Pennis when he asked madonna:
“Do you think you could have your brain pierced so you can have a stud in your brain 24 hours a day?”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kahEWiWMZcA