I wasn’t that hungry tonight so I just thought I would make some toast when all of a sudden it popped up and I was staring at the face of NOBODY in the toast! NON-HOLY WHITE BREAD! What are the chances of an atheist getting a piece of toast that looks like nothing! Somebody call the media! I haven’t been this shocked since I found the Flying Spaghetti Monster in my vermicelli.
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56 Comments so far. Leave a comment below.Oh, WAIT!!! I get it.
Since God is not on the toast, he really doesn’t exist!
Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll here I come!!!
sell it for a bajillion dollars on ebay!
i think its funny that remmy is in here of all places preachin if you would like a smart debate im down if not whatever god still does not exist
man, THAT was funny.
… … … OH! And the toast part was funny, too. :3
As Buddha would say, how did the toast taste?
The real miracle is toast, it feeds millions. Not to be taken for granted.