School locked down after ‘ninja’ sighted in woods

Jun 30, ’08 8:45 AM
Author Chris Categories Uncategorized

Headline of the day.

BARNEGAT, N.J. – It’s the case of the nonexistent ninja. Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school.

Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword.

Police tell the Asbury Park Press the man was late to a costume-themed day at a nearby middle school.

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  1. Seth,
    June 30, 2008 at 8:57 am

    Bwahahahaha! I can’t wait for the new War On Ninjas to start.

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  2. l'elk!,
    June 30, 2008 at 9:39 am

    of course it was just a camp counselor. if it was a real ninja, he wouldn’t have been seen at all…

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  3. McGee,
    June 30, 2008 at 10:06 am

    That’s freakin’ hysterical. I can just imagine being a teacher telling the students why the school was locked down. “Kids, now, don’t be afraid….but apparently there’s a ninja on the loose.”

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  4. gorckat,
    June 30, 2008 at 11:18 am

    Sounds like a SNL skit waiting to be done…

    Reply

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