A baseball player finds out that he has tested positive in the middle of a game and is moved away from the other players for a few innings before the team wins and Mr. Covid then decides he’s going to celebrate with the rest of the team despite carrying a terribly contagious disease. He tweeted that he feels fine though!!!! So nothing to worry about. It’s not as if asymptomatic carriers are the biggest spreaders or anything.
We have had half a million new cases of Covid this past week alone:
Breaking News: The U.S. reported a record of more than 500,000 cases this past week, as the coronavirus raged across the country. https://t.co/0w9ieU9qf4
— The New York Times (@nytimes) October 28, 2020
And it’s spiking elsewhere in the world. This is just terrible.
Global coronavirus cases top 44 million.
— Al Jazeera English (@AJEnglish) October 28, 2020
And the White House has declared one of their accomplishments was ending Covid-19:
Excusez moi? https://t.co/SmBZAQuR4T
— Dan Rather (@DanRather) October 28, 2020
Trump supporters left out in the cold (literally) when a Trump rally fails to have enough buses to bring supporters back to their cars after Trump left. People had to walk several miles to their cars in the cold while others were taken to the hospital.
Wishing these people a safe and speedy recovery from hypothermia, exhaustion, and metaphor https://t.co/1dFZvOYa1B
— YourFACEIsInaccurateHat (@Popehat) October 28, 2020
And Trump seems to be perfectly fine with people who attempt to kidnap a governor:
Trump on a kidnapping plot against a governor: “I mean, we’ll have to see if it’s a problem. Right? People are entitled to say maybe it was a problem, maybe it wasn’t.” https://t.co/0YboF8uGK4
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) October 27, 2020
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— Z????? A?B??????? (@ZohairABS) May 29, 2019
The Skeleton Dance in 4K:
Tenacious D does the Time Warp: