Trump is Really Proud of the Market’s Gain Today

My god. Nothing about the rest of the week where it dropped several thousand points.

Here’s the part he left out:

Brazilian President Tests Positive for Covid-19 After Meeting With Trump

I’m 99% certain that Trump is the racist Typhoid Mary of world leaders right now. Everyone he meets ends up sick with it. Are we sure he’s not the one who gave it to everyone at CPAC?

Brazil’s President Jair Bolsonaro has tested positive for coronavirus, Fox News can confirm. The positive diagnosis comes just days after the right-wing Bolsonaro met with President Trump in Mar-A-Lago.

In the wake of the news out of Brazil, a number of White House officials were called into an urgent meeting in the chief of staff’s office, Fox News is told.

Bolsonaro’s son Eduardo told Fox News that they are doing further testing to confirm the diagnosis, adding that they expect the second set of testing results later Friday. Bolsonaro had been tested after one of his deputies, who was also in attendance at the Florida resort, was diagnosed with COVID-19.

Disney World, Universal Orlando closing theme parks for rest of March as coronavirus concerns swell

This is definitely wise, but it is still just a crazy time we are in right now:

Throughout its nearly 50-year history, Walt Disney World has closed briefly because of looming hurricanes and the 9/11 terrorist attacks, but late Thursday, the company announced it will shut down for nearly two weeks starting Sunday because of the coronavirus pandemic — an unprecedented move.

The announcement had a sweeping effect. About 30 minutes after Disney broke the news, Universal said its theme parks are closing Sunday most likely through the end of the month, too. Universal hotels and Universal CityWalk will remain open.