Pete Buttigieg claims victory in Iowa caucuses, though no results have been released

Hey, who needs pesky numbers to win anymore?

Democratic hopeful Pete Buttigieg declared victory in the Iowa caucuses early Tuesday, despite a botched election process that delayed the release of the state’s results.

“So, we don’t know all the results,” Buttigieg told hundreds of supporters at a rally in Des Moines. “But, we know, by the time it is all said and done, Iowa you have shocked the nation. Because, by all indications, we are going on to New Hampshire victorious.”

Bloomberg Questions if Trump is Really a Billionaire

Quite a soundbite. I’m not a fan of any billionaire. A billion dollars is so much money that accumulating more billions is just some weird number game used to track ego to the detriment of the people under them who are being penny pinched and sometimes at a physical cost (Bezos, I’m looking at you)

But given that Trump’s entire identity is this lie that he is worth anything close to a billion, I’ll enjoy this squabble.