I can’t keep up with Trump news. I don’t think it’s possible to stay on top of every single insane thing that comes out of that administration. Michael Wolff’s book is not even three weeks old yet it feels like something we were talking about three years ago. Latest developments from Washington Shithole DC

Trump attempted to fire Mueller way back in June.

Trump claims that the story (with at least four sources) is fake news:

The GOP in their attempt to discredit the FBI and Mueller seized on a text from an fbi agent about a secret society, which was just a stupid joke. (Seriously, rule #1 about secret societies is you don’t talk about secret societies)

Hannity may have to wear a neck collar after reversing this hard:

The White House asked the Guggenheim to loan them a Van Gogh. The Guggenheim said a gold toilet was better suited.