I can’t keep up with Trump news. I don’t think it’s possible to stay on top of every single insane thing that comes out of that administration. Michael Wolff’s book is not even three weeks old yet it feels like something we were talking about three years ago. Latest developments from Washington Shithole DC
Trump attempted to fire Mueller way back in June.
Trump claims that the story (with at least four sources) is fake news:
— CBS News (@CBSNews) January 26, 2018
The GOP in their attempt to discredit the FBI and Mueller seized on a text from an fbi agent about a secret society, which was just a stupid joke. (Seriously, rule #1 about secret societies is you don’t talk about secret societies)
Hannity may have to wear a neck collar after reversing this hard:
Sean Hannity: The New York Times is trying to distract you. They say Trump tried to fire Mueller, but our sources aren’t confirming that!
Sean Hannity, minutes later: Alright, yeah, maybe our sources confirm Trump wanted to fire Mueller. But so what? That’s his right. Anywho… pic.twitter.com/yUIt7Un56d
— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) January 26, 2018
The White House asked the Guggenheim to loan them a Van Gogh. The Guggenheim said a gold toilet was better suited.
Many people think they have religion when they are troubled with dyspepsia.
— Daily Ingersoll (@IngersollDaily) January 26, 2018