Never Stop Being Terrible CNN

I don’t even know what to say at this point. Giving him credit for doing absolutely nothing to end something that was never happening except in the idiotic minds of Fox News is just too infuriating. But maybe it’s just a poorly worded headline and CNN isn’t really trying to give him more credit for nonsense. I’m just going to click to CNN now to see what their top story is:

ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

  • Sarah Rocklin

    Why talk about his nonexistent feats when we can talk about his tiny hands? And tiny intellect?

  • ChrisN

    I’m actually a bit worried that he may really start a war. The Mueller investigation is pretty serious, and there is no clear way out for him. A war seems like the only chance he has. The confusion and uncertainly, coupled with the medias lock set patriotic fervor, could create enough noise to save him.

  • Abel Undercity

    Trump treats them like blood enemies and they respond by bending over backwards for him. It’s a sickening sight.

  • Mike

    “America is saying ‘Merry Christmas’ again!”
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    .
    What’s this “again” bullshit?

  • Bullseye

    Allowing hunters to kill hibernating bears is one of those achievements,
    what kind of asshole does that?