Omarosa Has Resigned From Doing Whatever The Hell She Was Doing

Omarosa is resigning from her position of some kind of outreach thing, which was kind of important for a variety of these things called reasons, for which she will be completely irreplaceable.

Washington (AP) — The White House says Omarosa Manigault Newman — one of President Donald Trump’s most prominent African-American supporters — plans to leave the administration next month.

White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders says Manigault Newman’s resignation is effective Jan. 20, one year since Trump’s inauguration.

Manigault Newman’s decision comes at the start of what’s expected to be a round of departures heading into the new year.

The White House said last week that deputy national security adviser Dina Powell will leave the administration early next year.

Update:
Even better:

Even betterer!!!

  • Trish Fitzsimmons

    What’s that saying about rats and sinking ships?

  • Brian

    It gets better than that:

    …The Wall Street Journal reported that her departure was abrupt – describing her exit as confrontational.

    An unnamed White House official told the Journal that Manigault Newman was
    “physically dragged and escorted off the campus” late Tuesday.

    • Dragged off by the Secret Service according to reports! Besterer!!

  • Abel Undercity

    For some reason I’m picturing her pulling the fire alarm, like an expelled high schooler might on the way out: Omarosa tripped White House alarms after being fired: report
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    • BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I didn’t even hear about the fire alarm.