What a Slow Trump News Day Looks Like

This has been one of the calmer days of Trump’s presidency. Calmer in terms that nobody resigned, was fired, claimed that Bannon was trying to suck his dick, etc. So what does a quiet news day look like in Trump’s administration? I’m posting this stuff so I can tell future generations about it if we survive the Trump years.

Trump nominee Sam Clovis blasted progressives as ‘race traders’ and ‘race traitors’ in old blog posts:

Sam Clovis, President Donald Trump’s nominee to be the Department of Agriculture’s chief scientist, maintained a now-defunct blog for years in which he accused progressives of “enslaving” minorities, called black leaders “race traders,” and labeled former President Barack Obama a “Maoist” with “communist” roots.

Trump says he wants immigrants ‘who speak English’ and won’t ‘collect welfare’ :

President Trump introduced legislation today with Sens. Tom Cotton, R-Ark., and David Perdue, R-Ga., aimed at cutting legal immigration to the United States.

The bill — a revised version of an immigration-reform bill introduced in February — would change the system for granting legal residency, or green cards, by giving priority to high-skilled, English-speaking immigrants.

“This competitive application process will favor applicants who can speak English, financially support themselves and their families and demonstrate skills that will contribute to our economy,” Trump said today at the White House alongside Cotton and Perdue.

Trump, who promised during his election campaign to reform the immigration system, argued that the bill, called the Reforming American Immigration for Strong Employment (RAISE) Act, would replace “our low-skilled [immigration] system with a points-based system.”

“They’re not going to come in and immediately go and collect welfare,” he said.

This led them to let Stephen Miller out of his coffin to risk the sun’s deadly rays to have this bizarre press briefing:

Sarah Huckabee Sanders took the podium back from the undead Miller to defend Donald Trump’s two lies about phone calls received from the President of Mexico and the Boy Scouts who both said they never called Trump:

Trump has declared golf.com to be fake news since it published a comment of his declaring the White House to be a “dump.”

Update:
Wait, looks like Trump really wanted to fire somebody after all.

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump has become increasingly frustrated with his advisers tasked with crafting a new U.S. strategy in Afghanistan and recently suggested firing the war’s top military commander during a tense meeting at the White House, according to senior administration officials.

Ok, I’m turning off the internet for the night. This is just too tiring.

Today is the Day Donald Trump Became President

It’s been a day and nobody has resigned or been forced out and there hasn’t been too big of a Russian revelation so you know what that means: