The Only Comprehensible Trump Quotes from the NY Times Interview are [Garbled]

Holy crap. This NY Times interview with Trump is just nuts. He doesn’t do press conferences or give any interviews because he is incapable of being coherent. Read the whole thing for yourself but I’ll excerpt some of the crazier things but the entire interview is just a word salad of ignorance tossed in an insanity vinaigrette with shaved slices of wtf sprinkled on top:

TRUMP: Nothing changes. Nothing changes. Once you get something for pre-existing conditions, etc., etc. Once you get something, it’s awfully tough to take it away.

HABERMAN: That’s been the thing for four years. When you win an entitlement, you can’t take it back.

TRUMP: But what it does, Maggie, it means it gets tougher and tougher. As they get something, it gets tougher. Because politically, you can’t give it away. So pre-existing conditions are a tough deal. Because you are basically saying from the moment the insurance, you’re 21 years old, you start working and you’re paying $12 a year for insurance, and by the time you’re 70, you get a nice plan. Here’s something where you walk up and say, “I want my insurance.” It’s a very tough deal, but it is something that we’re doing a good job of.

What is he talking about? $12 a year for insurance? You can’t even get a copay for $12. Is he saying that’s what it will be like because there was never a plan on the table from the GOP like this. I just don’t know what he means.

SCHMIDT: How’s [Mitch] McConnell to work with?

TRUMP: I like him. I mean, he’s good. He’s good. It’s been a tough process for him.

HABERMAN: He’s taken on some water.

TRUMP: Yeah. It’s been a tough process for him. This health care is a tough deal. I said it from the beginning. No. 1, you know, a lot of the papers were saying — actually, these guys couldn’t believe it, how much I know about it. I know a lot about health care. [garbled] This is a very tough time for him, in a sense, because of the importance. And I believe we get there.

This is a very tough time for them, in a sense, because of the importance. And I believe that it’s [garbled], that makes it a lot easier. It’s a mess. One of the things you get out of this, you get major tax cuts, and reform. And if you add what the people are going to save in the middle income brackets, if you add that to what they’re saving with health care, this is like a windfall for the country, for the people. So, I don’t know, I thought it was a great meeting. I bet the number’s — I bet the real number’s four. But let’s say six or eight. And everyone’s [garbled], so statistically, that’s a little dangerous, right?

He obviously knows absolutely nothing about healthcare other than he wants to get rid of that black guy’s healthcare system.

[TRUMP]After that, it was fairly surprising. He [President Emmanuel Macron of France] called me and said, “I’d love to have you there and honor you in France,” having to do with Bastille Day. Plus, it’s the 100th year of the First World War. That’s big. And I said yes. I mean, I have a great relationship with him. He’s a great guy.

HABERMAN: He was very deferential to you. Very.

TRUMP: He’s a great guy. Smart. Strong. Loves holding my hand.

HABERMAN: I’ve noticed.

TRUMP: People don’t realize he loves holding my hand. And that’s good, as far as that goes.

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TRUMP: I mean, really. He’s a very good person. And a tough guy, but look, he has to be. I think he is going to be a terrific president of France. But he does love holding my hand.

Trump is still fuming about their first handshake when Macron decided to play Trump’s game of alpha shake. Trump can’t get over little shit like that. He was bitching about it to aides at the time and he’s still dwelling on it. And he has all the nuclear codes.

TRUMP: Yeah. It was beautiful. We toured the museum, we went to Napoleon’s tomb …

[crosstalk]

TRUMP: Well, Napoleon finished a little bit bad. But I asked that. So I asked the president, so what about Napoleon? He said: “No, no, no. What he did was incredible. He designed Paris.” [garbled] The street grid, the way they work, you know, the spokes. He did so many things even beyond. And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death. How many times has Russia been saved by the weather? [garbled] [crosstalk/unintelligible]

Somebody in France must have told him about Napoleon III hiring Baron Haussmann to modernize Paris and Trump just heard Napoleon and assumed that there was only one. And, yeah, I guess you can say Napoleon finished “a little bit bad,” if you’re really into understatements.

But I’m talking about for my time. I heard that Harry Truman was first, and then we beat him. These are approved by Congress. These are not just executive orders. On the executive orders, we cut regulations tremendously. By the way, I want regulations, but, you know, some of the — you have to get nine different regulations, and you could never do anything. I’ve given the farmers back their farms. I’ve given the builders back their land to build houses and to build other things.

What the hell is he talking about?

TRUMP: She was sitting next to Putin and somebody else, and that’s the way it is. So the meal was going, and toward dessert I went down just to say hello to Melania, and while I was there I said hello to Putin. Really, pleasantries more than anything else. It was not a long conversation, but it was, you know, could be 15 minutes. Just talked about — things. Actually, it was very interesting, we talked about adoption.

HABERMAN: You did?

TRUMP: We talked about Russian adoption. Yeah. I always found that interesting. Because, you know, he ended that years ago. And I actually talked about Russian adoption with him, which is interesting because it was a part of the conversation that Don [Jr., Mr. Trump’s son] had in that meeting. As I’ve said — most other people, you know, when they call up and say, “By the way, we have information on your opponent,” I think most politicians — I was just with a lot of people, they said [inaudible], “Who wouldn’t have taken a meeting like that?” They just said——

ROFLMAO!

TRUMP: Look, Sessions gets the job. Right after he gets the job, he recuses himself.

BAKER: Was that a mistake?

TRUMP: Well, Sessions should have never recused himself, and if he was going to recuse himself, he should have told me before he took the job, and I would have picked somebody else.

HABERMAN: He gave you no heads up at all, in any sense?

TRUMP: Zero. So Jeff Sessions takes the job, gets into the job, recuses himself. I then have — which, frankly, I think is very unfair to the president. How do you take a job and then recuse yourself? If he would have recused himself before the job, I would have said, “Thanks, Jeff, but I can’t, you know, I’m not going to take you.” It’s extremely unfair, and that’s a mild word, to the president. So he recuses himself. I then end up with a second man, who’s a deputy.

HABERMAN: Rosenstein.

TRUMP: Who is he? And Jeff hardly knew. He’s from Baltimore.

This is just a shocking statement if not surprising. Why would you admit, on the record, that you regret hiring your AG because he recused himself from an investigation that he had been caught perjuring himself in front of the Senate? Not only is Trump admitting obstruction, but he’s also throwing under the bus somebody who had been his biggest supporter and still is up to this interview as far as I know. This is just astounding that he admits this.

  • ange

    what in the hell is he talking about?!? He strings his sentences together as if he was throwing darts at a board full of words.

  • No not at all. They aren’t bad sentences but they’re just not good sentences. Trump once [garbled] and that’s not good but it’s just a sad situation. Very sad. And the sentences could be tremendous but, and I don’t have any experience with sentences but [garbled] which is how spam is made.

  • If during a conversation, Trump had a stroke mid-sentence, how could you even tell?

  • mike

    When I was a kid we would all sit at the table for meals,
    the dog sat with us too, at the end of the table.

    One day we were all talking, then there was silence,
    the dog made a garbled growling noise,
    as if he was speaking.

    As a kid I wondered if he was saying something,
    or just mimicking our noises to fit in.

    Listening to Trump, I know the answer.

  • Jason Snow

    The bit about $12 a year insurance: I believe he is mistaking life insurance for health insurance. I don’t know much about them, but I think there are plans that payout in your retirement years, hence the reference to the age 70. Like Jon Snow, he knows nothing (about health ins). In my opinion he’s never been very smart. But with the way he’s been speaking lately, generally poorly and jumps from topic to topic, I think he’s starting to suffer some brain malady. I wouldn’t be surprised to hear he has early onset alzheimers, or something along those lines.