Anybody Listen to the Alex Jones Show Lately?

We know the President likes Alex Jones. Let’s catch up on what Alex is up to lately with an excerpt from his show yesterday:

ROBERT DAVID STEELE: This may strike your listeners as way out but we actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20 year ride. So that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony. There’s all kinds of —

ALEX JONES (HOST): Look, I know that 90 percent of the NASA missions are secret and I’ve been told by high level NASA engineers that you have no idea, there is so much stuff going on. But then it goes off into all that, that’s the kind of thing media jumps on. But I know this: we see a bunch of mechanical wreckage on Mars and people say, “Oh look, it looks like mechanics.” They go, “Oh, you’re a conspiracy theorist.” Clearly they don’t want us looking into what is happening. Every time probes go over they turn them off.


JONES: Well I don’t know about Mars bases, but I know they’ve created massive, thousands of different types of chimeras that are alien lifeforms on this earth now.

Oh fuck it. I’m going back to bed. Wake me in 2020 if we aren’t too deep in nuclear winter.

The Daily Beast called NASA for a statement. They acted shifty like a D.C. pizza parlor and denied the rumor.

NRA recruiting video stops just short of calling for violence against anti-Trump progressives

From Think Progress:

An ad the National Rifle Association is using as a recruiting tool on its Facebook page stops just short of openly declaring war on the mainstream media and anti-Trump progressives.

In the one-minute spot, conservative media personality and NRA spokesperson Dana Loesch says progressives “bully and terrorize the law abiding,” adding that “the only way we stop this, the only way we save our country and our freedom is to fight the violence of lies with the clenched first of truth.”

US woman shoots boyfriend dead in YouTube stunt to ‘boost online profile’

They were YouTube pranksters looking to get more hits.

A woman fatally shot her boyfriend in a YouTube stunt to “boost her online profile”.

Monalisa Perez from Minnesota claimed after being charged in the shooting that it was a stunt gone badly wrong.

Ms Perez, who is pregnant, was charged on Wednesday with second-degree manslaughter in the death of Pedro Ruiz III.

According to a criminal complaint, 19-year-old Ms Perez told authorities Mr Ruiz wanted to make a YouTube video of her shooting a bullet into a book he was holding against his chest.

She says she fired from about a foot away and then fled the house, screaming.

With 22 Million People’s Health Insurance on the Line Our Dear Leader Speaks

Not about health insurance though. He can’t really give a shit about that. He’s more worried about ratings and petty insults.