Dear CNN

You don’t need to run your BREAKING NEWS/NEWS ALERT red banner at every little thing that happens. Trump is POTUS. You’re going to get plenty of chances to flash your OMGLOOKWHATSHAPPENINGNOW banners. Let’s calm it down a bit.

Also, stop putting “BREAKING NEWS” on your channel for news that you’ve been talking about for the past 2 hours. M’kay?