Too bad it can’t talk. It could be decorative while fertilizing your Hydrangeas.
This article from McSweeney’s is so dead on the nose that I refuse to even post an excerpt. Read the whole thing.
Trump had another twitter meltdown this morning:
James Comey better hope that there are no "tapes" of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 12, 2017
Oh ferfucksakes dude, you’re PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!!! I just don’t understand how anybody is still defending this guy. Trump demands loyalty from Comey as any good dictator would do, then fires Comey, admits that he did it because of the Russia investigation, and then threatens him because he’s not liking the press coverage that is coming out of this debacle? This is beyond insane.
That was just in the middle of a longer meltdown where Trump complains that he’s too busy to tell the truth and throws out that maybe press briefings should be canceled: