I’ve needed a bit of a break Trump, the news, and whatever it is everybody on Twitter is outraged about at the moment so this is a perfect distraction.
The American people are warning Donald Trump about ET and Superman.
That’s probably not what the president of the United States had in mind when this week he set up a hotline for the Victims of Immigration Crime Engagement office (VOICE), meant to record and report crimes by “illegal aliens.” But many people opposed to Trump and his immigration policies have taken a creative interpretation of “illegal aliens” — to include, of course, space aliens.
I remember so many people saying before the election that Trump loved campaigning but doesn’t actually want to be President. Campaigning is fun! Being President is actually work. A lot of work. Bigly! Just about every single thing he has said so far vindicates those people:
In an exclusive interview with Reuters, Trump reflected on the joys of his previous life. He misses being able to drive, having privacy, and having an easier job.
“I loved my previous life. I had so many things going,” Trump told Reuters in an interview. “This is more work than in my previous life. I thought it would be easier.”
“You’re really into your own little cocoon, because you have such massive protection that you really can’t go anywhere,” he continued. “I like to drive. I can’t drive any more.”
Oh and he’s still crowing about his the electoral college votes he got.:
“Here, you can take that, that’s the final map of the numbers,” Trump told the Reuters reporters, handing out 2016 election maps, with states he won marked in red. “It’s pretty good, right? The red is obviously us.”
He had copies for all three reporters in the room
It’s that smug douche turd Jesse Watters.
Heard this one before? Jesse Watters is taking a vacation from Fox News Channel amid controversy.
Watters came under fire Tuesday when he cracked a joke on-air about Ivanka Trump, who was speaking at the W20 summit for women’s empowerment in Germany. He played a clip of President Donald Trump’s daughter on stage with German Chancellor Angela Merkel and IMF Managing Director Christine Lagarde, Watters said he “really liked how [Ivanka] was speaking into that microphone” — with a smirk.
Critics accused Watters of making a lewd comment, but he denied it was meant to be anything inappropriate.
“On air I was referring to Ivanka’s voice and how it resonates like a smooth jazz radio DJ,” Watters tweeted Wednesday. “This was in no way a joke about anything else.”