An Arizona Boys’ Soccer Team Refused to Play a Team With Girls for Religious Reasons

Yes, this is a story from 2016.

God has offered many divine tips about how people should conduct themselves here on Earth. According to the heavenly stewards of Faith Christian School in Mesa, Arizona, one of God’s ground rules for life is that mankind should not engage in sport with or against womankind.

That’s why the high school’s boys’ soccer team forfeited a game rather than play against a team that included two girls. On Friday, Faith Christian administrators told the Foothills Academy College Prep boys’ soccer team that, because sisters Alyssa and Colette Hocking play midfield, Faith Christian would not participate in the game.

The school’s reasoning is wonderfully absurd. “I know it appears to fly in the face of what everyone is wanting to promote today, and that is equality. It is based on a religious perspective that God created guys and girls differently,” Dick Buckingham, Faith Christian’s administrative leader, told the Arizona Republic. That’s true—the Bible overfloweth with tales of God treating guys like Abraham differently from girls like Mary Magdalene. And for good reason: “The difference physically, there is a strength advantage that men have over women,” Buckingham observed. “We want to teach our men that honor of ladies is just not in sports. We struggle how to teach that if we’re allowing them to play against young ladies in a competitive game.”

  • Leon Trollsky

    According to the heavenly stewards of Faith Christian School in Mesa, Arizona, one of God’s ground rules for life is that mankind should not engage in sport with or against womankind.

    Are these dudes secret Moslems or something? Someone call Homeland Security on them.

  • Justin

    If I were to believe in a god that “appears to fly in the face of what everyone wants to promote today, and that is equality,” I’d take a step back and stop believing in that fucked up god. I know this because I did it once, and everything worked out.

  • Ninabi

    These young women had no other option for soccer at their school- there weren’t enough girls to create a girl’s soccer team so they joined the boys’ team. Another school, Our Lady of Sorrows, forfeited earlier in the year, citing the same God ‘n Cooties rule. I’m beginning to believe the heat here fries brain circuits.

  • Joshua Harazin

    Translation: If any of the boys get out-played by a girl, it may prove that the Bible is not absolute and infallible. And we can’t have that now can we…

  • Malcolm

    They were just afraid they’d catch cooties…