Drug Addict Shrieks That Water on Mars is a Liberal Conspiracy

Rush Limbaugh:

NASA announced today the yuuuuge discovery of liquid water on the surface of Mars, but a skeptical Rush Limbaugh wondered if this is just part of a plan to push a liberal climate change agenda.

He said that NASA’s been lying for years about changing temperatures and asked, “What’s to stop them from making up something that happened on Mars that will help advance their left-wing agenda on this planet?”

Limbaugh believes that NASA’s been “corrupted” by the Obama administration and warned listeners “this news that there is flowing water on Mars is somehow going to find its way into a technique to advance the leftist agenda.”