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  1. Mr. Trump expressed dismay to his staff that he was torn between his desire to narcissistically fawn over a dress made of his own face and his need to tell every woman he doesn’t find attractive that they are ugly.

  2. “Several of the outfits, Ignatius noticed, were new enough and expensive enough to be properly considered offenses against taste and decency. Possession of anything new or expensive only reflected a person’s lack of theology and geometry; it could even cast doubts upon one’s soul.”

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