Jesus Appears in South American Landslide

Lovely.

An image of Jesus is believed by worshippers to have appeared following a landslide.

The apparition is attracting hundreds of visitors to the San Francisco area of Putumayo, Colombia, since Saturday.

And some local landowners are cashing in on the ‘miracle’ – by charging visitors for access to view the figure, it has been reported.

A police presence has also been necessary to manage the crowds.

“If you believe in Jesus you will see your image ,” Ximena Rosero Arango, one of the many people who have come to the site to photograph the mountain told Eltiempo.com.

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Donald Trump Turns Birther Heat Up On Ted Cruz

From Crooks and Liars:

Is Orly Taitz editing her Obama legal briefs for Ted Cruz? Better ask Trump, because he’s showing himself to be a birther who doesn’t let partisanship get in the way.

In a telephone interview with MyFoxNY.com, Trump got right down to business, saying “you’re supposed to be born in this country.”

“He’s got a hurdle that nobody else seems to have at this moment. It’s a hurdle and somebody could certainly look at it very seriously. He was born in Canada.”

Just a minor correction here while the popcorn is popping. Trump’s claim that “you’re supposed to be born in this country” isn’t exactly what the constitution says. What it says is that the president must be a “natural-born citizen,” which includes children of American citizens born in other countries. Like John McCain, for example. Or Mitt Romney.