I’m almost caught up. I’ve gone through about 5 seasons in a few weeks.
Day: March 23, 2015
Election 2016: Too Many Cooks
12 Ridiculous Ted Cruz Quotes
He just officially declared himself in the running for the 2016 presidential run so this will be fun.
New Hampshire lawmaker opposes fourth graders’ bird bill with antiabortion rant
You’ll never guess which political party he’s a member of. No, wait, you will.
Rep. Warren Groen (R-Rochester) also opposed the bill by making a bizarre reference to abortion.
“As I was doing the research on this bill, I watched a couple of videos,” Groen said. “Its known for its extremely strong and sharp talons, with which it grasps its prey. It uses its razor-sharp beak to rip its victim to shreds, tearing it apart limb by limb. I guess the shame about making this a state bird is that it would serve as a much better mascot for Planned Parenthood.”
The bill ultimately failed to receive approval by a 160-133 vote. But it was comments like Groen’s that left some fellow legislators, including Bartlett, demanding he apologize.
Vacuuming Fail
Wait for it.