Senator Fights for Restaurant Employees’ Rights to Not Wash Their Hands

He is a firm believer in the invisible, fecal encrusted germy hand of capitalism:

A senator from North Carolina is totally cool with restaurant employees not washing their hands after they use the restrooms because, capitalism. According to the District Sentinel, Republican senator Thomas Tillis declared at the Bipartisan Policy Center Monday that businesses should be allowed to opt out of washing their hands “as long as customers are made aware of the situation” through “proper disclosure, through advertising…or whatever else.” The senator argues that after word spread that employees do not wash their hands, the free market would take care of eliminating the business.


  1. The GOP is not run by billionaires, they are run by the toddler lobby.

    They don’t want to have to get shots.
    They don’t want to have to wash properly.
    They want us all to acknowledge and make accommodations for their imaginary friends.
    They want to dismantle environmental regulations because they don’t want to have to clean up.
    They deny climate change, presumably because they think they’re fine and they don’t want to have to wear a jacket.

    Watch for a meaningless bill proposing to repeal the federal bed time.

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