Actually, I think this one might be real. It’s at least a split between this one and when he appeared on a dog’s ass.
A mum was astonished after she spotted the perfectly-formed face of Jesus – in a BIRD POO.
Amused Claudia Cooper, 43, was returning to her car when she saw the instantly-recognisable image of Christ.
The smear on the front window of her White BMW 2 looks exactly like the son of God and the family are hoping it brings them good luck.
For more shitty Jesus appearances, go here.
“perfectly-formed face”?
Remind me not to employ this woman as a pediatrician.
“Hi, doctor, I’m worried about my son.”
“That’s normal. He’s perfect.”
“You don’t think this growth is unusual?”
“Looks fine.”
Looks more like a Ring Wraith to me.
So Jesus looks like the killer from “Scream”?
Bullshit. That’s clearly Alan Moore.
Looks more like The Ice King,
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