Jesus Found in Bird Shit

Actually, I think this one might be real. It’s at least a split between this one and when he appeared on a dog’s ass.

A mum was astonished after she spotted the perfectly-formed face of Jesus – in a BIRD POO.

Amused Claudia Cooper, 43, was returning to her car when she saw the instantly-recognisable image of Christ.

The smear on the front window of her White BMW 2 looks exactly like the son of God and the family are hoping it brings them good luck.

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Senator Fights for Restaurant Employees’ Rights to Not Wash Their Hands

He is a firm believer in the invisible, fecal encrusted germy hand of capitalism:

A senator from North Carolina is totally cool with restaurant employees not washing their hands after they use the restrooms because, capitalism. According to the District Sentinel, Republican senator Thomas Tillis declared at the Bipartisan Policy Center Monday that businesses should be allowed to opt out of washing their hands “as long as customers are made aware of the situation” through “proper disclosure, through advertising…or whatever else.” The senator argues that after word spread that employees do not wash their hands, the free market would take care of eliminating the business.

Harper Lee to publish sequel to “To Kill a Mockingbird”

Hmmmmm.

The beloved author will publish her second novel this summer. “Go Set a Watchman” was written more than 50 years ago — before her Pulitzer Prize-winning classic, “To Kill a Mockingbird” — but it was never published.

In a statement released this morning, the 88-year-old author said that “Go Set a Watchman” features “Scout as an adult woman and I thought it a pretty decent effort. My editor, who was taken by the flashbacks to Scout’s childhood, persuaded me to write a novel from the point of view of the young Scout. I was a first-time writer, so I did as I was told. I hadn’t realized it had survived, so was surprised and delighted when my dear friend and lawyer Tonja Carter discovered it. After much thought and hesitation I shared it with a handful of people I trust and was pleased to hear that they considered it worthy of publication. I am humbled and amazed that this will now be published after all these years.”