I was on a flight last week with a screaming baby a few rows back. The baby screaming wasn’t what was making everyone uncomfortable. It was the young mom sternly telling her child, and very loudly, “Stop it!” and “What it wrong with you?” and “Be quiet!” I’d rather hear 10 babies screaming than this WalMart mom yelling at her kid for being uncomfortable.
Well, if you listen to the way she screams, the destination makes sense; Tampa is known as the Death Metal Capitol of the world. Put some double-bass and triple-picking behind that and it all comes together.
The _Airplane_ link was hilarious. I’d forgotten about that.
Okay, let’s cut the poor lady some slack. There have been multiple occasions where the change in air pressure on an airplane has caused delusion and psychosis. On the ground, the lady may be just fine. And she’ll probably be mortified that this is on the interwebs.
Still no fun for the rest of the passengers, of course.
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16 Comments so far. Leave a comment below.Isn’t there anything the flight crew can do in a situation like this?
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Have the pilot ask if there are any faith healers on the flight who can smack her on the forehead and knock her out?
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There’s the traditional method.
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It’s an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.
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Apparantly she’s a multitasker. She looks like she’s reading a magazine at the same time she’s going into her religious chant.
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Don’t mind if I do!
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Catchy tune!
Gah! Jerma! Saver!
Gah! Jerma! Saver!
Gah! Jerma! Saver!
How long will it take to auto-tune this into some sweet dubstep?
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Sort of makes the idea of sitting next to a screaming baby seem like a blessed relief, doesn’t it?
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I was on a flight last week with a screaming baby a few rows back. The baby screaming wasn’t what was making everyone uncomfortable. It was the young mom sternly telling her child, and very loudly, “Stop it!” and “What it wrong with you?” and “Be quiet!” I’d rather hear 10 babies screaming than this WalMart mom yelling at her kid for being uncomfortable.
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Christ, what an asshole.
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thaaaaat’s uncomfortable
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Well, if you listen to the way she screams, the destination makes sense; Tampa is known as the Death Metal Capitol of the world. Put some double-bass and triple-picking behind that and it all comes together.
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The _Airplane_ link was hilarious. I’d forgotten about that.
Okay, let’s cut the poor lady some slack. There have been multiple occasions where the change in air pressure on an airplane has caused delusion and psychosis. On the ground, the lady may be just fine. And she’ll probably be mortified that this is on the interwebs.
Still no fun for the rest of the passengers, of course.
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I will be getting on my first plane on Thursday. I’m looking forward to it!
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Smack her unconscious like they did in the olden day movies Then give her a cigarette. She will be fine.
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Someone probably told her “We’re all going to Tampa with you” and she misunderstood.
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