Rand Paul: Food Stamps Are Just Like Slavery

Yes, Rand Paul is still a gigantic asshole:

Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) equated government programs that prevent people from dying of starvation with slavery in a new profile of his medical practice published today, revealing himself to hold a view of the role of government so limited as to nearly define the state out of existence.

Paul’s philosophical excursus is buried in the midst of the too-friendly-for-parody article (it ends with a patient waxing poetic about how Paul “loves people“), but the words are unmistakably Randian. “As humans, yeah, we do have an obligation to give people water, to give people food, to give people health care,” Paul allowed, “but it’s not a right because once you conscript people and say, ‘Oh, it’s a right,’ then really you’re in charge, it’s servitude, you’re in charge of me and I’m supposed to do whatever you tell me to do.”

The comments are an echo of his 2011 claim that accepting a human right to health care “means you believe in slavery,” but the Senator’s new variation on the theme is notable because it puts the reasoning behind the crazy in stark relief. Particularly, this line: “You don’t have a right to anyone else’s labor. Food’s pretty important, do you have a right to the labor of the farmer?”

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  1. Justin,

    I wasn’t aware anyone maintained these ideas beyond initially thinking them in high school.

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  2. Mike K,

    Actually, I never thought about it that way.
    Mainly because it’s batshit insane to think about it that way.

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  3. bob handy,

    FOOLS

    Eating makes you slaves to the uuhh uuuuummm huumm

    Yeah nevermind I’ll just sit back down now.

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  4. Lurker111,

    Rand Paul: Food Stamps Are Just Like Slavery

    So if I look in the Bible, I’ll find rules about managing food stamps?

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