Breast Implant Explosives Could Be Used in Terrorist Attack

I don’t want to hear what TSA’s response to this will be:

Al-Qaeda’s chief bomb-maker Ibrahim al-Asiri is thought to have developed explosives that can be concealed in implants or bodily cavities and escape detection from airport scanners, according to The Mirror.

One staff member said: “There are genuine fears over this.

“We have been told to pay particular attention to females who may have concealed hidden explosives in their breasts.

“This is particularly difficult for us to pick up but we are on a very high state of alert.

“It’s led to long queues here at Heathrow – much longer than usual at this time of the year.


  1. This makes all kinds of sense. In some Muslim cultures, women are second-class citizens, or have no rights at all. Instead of using all those fine young men, why not use those useless women? (Sarcasm)

  2. I like to think that there’s a guy in Al Qaeda whose job it is to come up with hilarious fake bomb ideas just to mess with us.

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