1. Cats!!! Every bit as smart as a spider!!

    Right, Fluffy? Fluffy, could you put down that NY TImes crossword and listen to me? You don’t even have opposable thumbs…how are you even holding that pen?

  2. I used to have goldfish, and they would chase a laser pointer, too. If you pointed it at the bottom of their tank, they would swim over and scoop up the gravel around it, trying to eat it.

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