Marco Rubio’s Dry Mouth

Quick, get this man some water. And then place it as far away as possible so he has to reach awkwardly to have a sip.

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  1. Sherri,

    Maybe if they had given him a bottle that was big enough to hold more than four drops of water, this embarrassment could have been avoided.

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  2. “The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.” Jean Giraudoux (1882 – 1944)

    Marco’s final smile showed me that he’s not quite there yet…

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  3. Erich Schrempp,

    I would love to have been behind the cameraman as Rubio’s mouth got progressively stickier, making sure he could see me taking big swallows from a 32 oz soda. Mmmmm…that reeeally hits the spot!

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  4. Go easy on the guy. It’s important to stay hydrated, especially when your mouth is so full of straw men. You could start a fire!

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  5. mark,

    HAHA! he drinks WATER!! what a loooooooser.

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  6. bob handy,

    Two things here.
    You can’t drink the blood of the innocent on national TV republican or not; and bullshit most dry your mouth something terrible.

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