• Leon Trollsky

    Reminds me of the bunless chicken sandwich KFC had at one time. The insanely high salt content kept the thing sterile.

  • Rafael

    Their sandwiches always tasted like paper anyway.

  • Brian

    I thought the whole purpose of the wrapper was to keep the food sanitary. Enjoy free ecoli with every purchase!

    • Rampage_Rick

      I was going to say the same thing…

      It’s not unreasonable to think that your food gets handled by up to 6 people between the grill and your mouth. How many burger joints just hand you meat and a bun without a wrapper? I can’t think of any.

      • Mike K

        Maybe it comes in a second wrapper that you remove before eating the edible wrapper.

        Approved by the Department of Redundancy Department.

      • Leon Trollsky

        “And the Natural Guard.”

        “Gee Porgy, they’re going to surround us!”

    • Porker

      That’s because patogens aren’t posing any threat on a wrapper as they do on or if minced inside the burger.