I wish I could have been in the live audience for this, so that I could then loudly ask him “Are you the Messiah or not?!”
When he denies ever claiming to be the Messiah I could then wildly point at him and shout “He’s NOT the Messiah!” over and over.
What I wouldn’t give to see Pat Robertson vaporized by a lightning bolt, followed by the thundering voice of God saying, “Didn’t see THAT one coming either, did you, you blathering douchebag? HA HAAAA! Man, I love this job!”
Do you think it’s possible, I’m just thinking…that many of a persons , perhaps most of their religious beliefs, and in this case, I’m talking about the religious beliefs of a, Mr. Pat Robertson…..are are based on ‘wish fulfillment’???
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15 Comments so far. Leave a comment below.Does that mean God’s the one who completely effed up then?
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Or that god knew the outcome and lied to Pat.
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I like to think he was Punk’d by God
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I think he is blaming God for mumbling, and was doing an impression of what it sounded like.
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You have “to practice the voice of god”?? That’s telling.
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You only have to practice it if you have a weak, wussy voice like Pat Robertson.
Not everyone can have that deep, resonant baritone that I have.
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I wish I could have been in the live audience for this, so that I could then loudly ask him “Are you the Messiah or not?!”
When he denies ever claiming to be the Messiah I could then wildly point at him and shout “He’s NOT the Messiah!” over and over.
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“He’s not the Messiah. He’s a very naughty boy!”
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What I wouldn’t give to see Pat Robertson vaporized by a lightning bolt, followed by the thundering voice of God saying, “Didn’t see THAT one coming either, did you, you blathering douchebag? HA HAAAA! Man, I love this job!”
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What a fool. Unless the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman, it wasn’t God. He should know these things.
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I thought I heard God coming out of my radio once…turns out it was just Harry Shearer
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Too bad the Circus is ‘out of town’…. Pat Robertson missed his calling as a clown…………..
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Robertson has a deep need to see a Psychiatrist…..
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so thats what poo looks like when it talks!
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Do you think it’s possible, I’m just thinking…that many of a persons , perhaps most of their religious beliefs, and in this case, I’m talking about the religious beliefs of a, Mr. Pat Robertson…..are are based on ‘wish fulfillment’???
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