Uber creepy when Pat asks the female cohost, “You’re a sweet? Christian girl, lady. Do you see anything in porn that attracts you?”
Did I miss the memo which instructed everybody to buy something from The North Face?
No, there are no hanging chads or butterfly ballots this time. Not even any major glitches. And unlike 2000, there won’t be a recount where the future of the country hangs in the balance.
But with record turnout – more than 70 percent – local elections supervisors are still trying to tally absentee and provisional ballots that could push the Florida outcome one way or the other.
As of Thursday morning, four counties – Broward, Miami-Dade, Palm Beach and Duval—were still counting ballots.
“We are trying to work as fast as we can,” Palm Beach County Supervisor of Elections Susan Bucher said Wednesday.
Yesterday two friends of East Jesus stopped by to visit. As they pulled up, I noticed they had some kind of strange device attached to the top of their car. It turned out to be what they called a Rail Rider, basically a self-built go kart specially designed to run on abandoned railroad tracks. I’ve seen a few of these vehicles online, but they were all pedal powered. This one was powered by a Honda motor, and boasted speeds of up to 30 mph.