Mitt Romney supporters are taking to the power of group prayer to sway the election. Instead of praying for Obama to win, I just did absolutely nothing last night. So we’re even.
So if he loses…. prayer don’t work, god don’t exist?
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prayer (n.) – the act of whispering into nothingness
-The Unabridged Dictionary of Batshit Insanity
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I was hoping The Unabridged Dictionary of Batshit Insanity was real, but sadly the first Google result led me back to this article. At least we still have the Periodic Table of Irrational Nonsense to peruse.
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Meh. I’m praying for a gyro today, but that’s not going to happen either.
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The Lord gives gyros to those who get gyros for themselves.
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And, after having gone out and bought your own Gyro, Quoth the Lord: ‘Look, see how i provideth for thee…”
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A gyro is greek isn’t it? Did you try praying to Zeus?
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and poof god disappears in a puff of logic…
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