SOMEBODY HELP MEATLOAF!!! HE’S APPARENTLY HAVING A SEIZURE AT THE END THERE! Oh wait… we can’t help him. President Elect Romney’s going to abolish Obamacare on Day One. Sorry. Go ahead and keep having that stroke Meatloaf. There’s a good washed up musical reference.
Damn those Buddhists for coming into OUR country and forcing THEIR religion down OUR throats. I mean you can’t go more than a few thousand miles without seeing one of their…uh…what are the buildings called where militant Buddhists go and…uh…sit quietly for awhile? I should know this, since they’re forcing it down our throats. Uh…hmm…anyway, THEY TERK ERR JERBS!!!
Excellent point. How can you unite a country that has so many people calling you an illegitimate president, and refusing to consider the facts that say otherwise.
As Geroge Carlin once said… “Down the tubes — hear that one a lot. People say, “Ah, the country is going down the tubes.”
What tubes? Have you seen any tubes? Where are these tubes? And where do they go? And how come there’s more than one tube?
It would seem to me, one country, one tube. But is every state all of a sudden have to have its own tube now? One tube is all you need. But a tube that big? Somebody would have seen it by now. “Hey Joey! Get a load of these *****’ tubes!”
Ten movies streaming across that, that Internet, and what happens to your own personal Internet? I just the other day got… an Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o’clock in the morning on Friday. I got it yesterday [Tuesday]. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the Internet commercially.
[…] They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It’s not a big truck. It’s a series of tubes.
Good grief. I noticed the chorus of “we’re losing our freedoms.” Reminds me of an argument I got into with my co-worker who claimed that our constitutional rights were being taken away. When I asked which rights were being threatened, she refused to elaborate. I suspect that if she did answer, it would have something to do with loss of perceived loss of religious freedom.
The irony is that this is correct. Obama’s push for indefinite detention without trial IS making us lose our freedoms. Perhaps he’s the lesser of two evils, but he is still evil.
I wonder how many interviews he had to do to find each of these gems, on average. I mean if it was only 4 that’s scary. If it was hundreds, then this is a bit unfair to Rmoney supporters (on average they can’t all be this stupid).
I’ll never understand how you don’t “believe in homosexuality”. It’s not like the Easter Bunny.
ps- Do you think Democrats paid Meatloaf to endorse Romney?
To be fair, I also have convictions that I can’t quite explain. What I’ve noticed personally is that once I’ve made a decision, I then forget the facts or reasoning that went behind my decision. I think a democrat version of this video would yield the same results….just switch Obama for Romney.
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31 Comments so far. Leave a comment below.Old lady blew the WTF-ometer off
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Her and the “drones are watching us” lady.
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so.. much.. stupid!
Oh crap!
SO MUCH STUPID!
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wtf is wrong with Meatloaf?
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Everything?
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SOMEBODY HELP MEATLOAF!!! HE’S APPARENTLY HAVING A SEIZURE AT THE END THERE! Oh wait… we can’t help him. President Elect Romney’s going to abolish Obamacare on Day One. Sorry. Go ahead and keep having that stroke Meatloaf. There’s a good washed up musical reference.
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Huh?
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Damn those Buddhists for coming into OUR country and forcing THEIR religion down OUR throats. I mean you can’t go more than a few thousand miles without seeing one of their…uh…what are the buildings called where militant Buddhists go and…uh…sit quietly for awhile? I should know this, since they’re forcing it down our throats. Uh…hmm…anyway, THEY TERK ERR JERBS!!!
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The Buddhists TERK ERR JERBS!!!!
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Excellent point. How can you unite a country that has so many people calling you an illegitimate president, and refusing to consider the facts that say otherwise.
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I didnt realize you could believe in God and not believe in God at the same time. I must be doing it all wrong.
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A bit unfair… But Crazy Woman and Buddhist Guy were fantasstic!
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Two likely Williard voters celebrating prematurely in FL
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As Geroge Carlin once said… “Down the tubes — hear that one a lot. People say, “Ah, the country is going down the tubes.”
What tubes? Have you seen any tubes? Where are these tubes? And where do they go? And how come there’s more than one tube?
It would seem to me, one country, one tube. But is every state all of a sudden have to have its own tube now? One tube is all you need. But a tube that big? Somebody would have seen it by now. “Hey Joey! Get a load of these *****’ tubes!”
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‘Tube’ is slang for ‘drain.’
Get with the times, Cornjob.
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Well, of course.
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Allow Senator Ted Stevens to explain:
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how did the interviewer keep a straight face through all that crazy?
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Kind of like killing zombies all day. You eventually lose your ability to laugh.
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I hope he remembered to double-tap after the interviews.
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Good grief. I noticed the chorus of “we’re losing our freedoms.” Reminds me of an argument I got into with my co-worker who claimed that our constitutional rights were being taken away. When I asked which rights were being threatened, she refused to elaborate. I suspect that if she did answer, it would have something to do with loss of perceived loss of religious freedom.
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The irony is that this is correct. Obama’s push for indefinite detention without trial IS making us lose our freedoms. Perhaps he’s the lesser of two evils, but he is still evil.
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I wonder how many interviews he had to do to find each of these gems, on average. I mean if it was only 4 that’s scary. If it was hundreds, then this is a bit unfair to Rmoney supporters (on average they can’t all be this stupid).
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Well now I know what we’re not having for dinner in this house. Meatloaf.
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From what I hear he’s a bit gamey anyway.
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I think I’m going to start a movement to require IQ tests before you’re allowed to vote.
And have children.
Jeez, the stupidity on display there….
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I’ll never understand how you don’t “believe in homosexuality”. It’s not like the Easter Bunny.
ps- Do you think Democrats paid Meatloaf to endorse Romney?
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Maybe they mean they think it’s a choice? That could be giving them too much credit.
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@ 1:28 : that guy’s expression just says “DERP”
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These people are blithering idiots parroting Fox News talking points. Also, I think Meatloaf was drunk as hell.
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To be fair, I also have convictions that I can’t quite explain. What I’ve noticed personally is that once I’ve made a decision, I then forget the facts or reasoning that went behind my decision. I think a democrat version of this video would yield the same results….just switch Obama for Romney.
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