Her Secrets Will Surprise You?

Let me guess. She started doing moderate exercise and stopped washing down her glazed doughnut bacon, fried egg hamburgers with a gallon of melted butter after every meal. Brilliant!

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  1. Dale,

    Paula Deen’s Bacon Butter Water recipe:

    Melt two sticks of butter in a large measuring cup.
    Pour melted butter into ice cube trays.
    Sprinkle half cup of bacon bits over the full ice cube trays.
    Place trays in freezer. Wait 10 to 24 hours.

    Pour half a cup of water into tall glass.
    Pop bacon butter cubes out of ice cube trays.
    Put 10-12 bacon butter cubes into water.

    Drink slowly.

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    • anon,

      @Dale

      Funnily enough more butter and more bacon(a high fat diet) is the solution to her diabetes, it is the carbs that causes the insulin spikes.

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  2. LL,

    Comparing the two photo’s there’s more than a 30 pound weight loss there (unless she’s only 3 feet tall). My guess is there was some photoshop trickery, or fat suction surgery.

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  3. FlamingAtheist,

    No hair reduction surgery I see, still large and in charge.

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  4. ange,

    I really wish our vapid society would stop celebrating her weight loss, and instead blame her for the fact that she ate herself into Diabetes. She’s skinny because she’s diabetic, not because she’s actively turning her life around to prevent diabetes. Eff this lady.

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  5. Mike K,

    Wow. 30 whole pounds. What a slap in the face to all the “average” people that have lost hundreds of pounds on their own through diet and exercise, without being filthy rich to afford the time and professional help it took her to lose – ooh, let’s say it again – 30 whole pounds! When she loses 300 I’ll give a damn.

    Ange pretty much said what my next paragraph would have been.

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  6. brian,

    Let’s see if she can keep it off.

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  7. drea,

    I bet you $5 she got a secret gastic bypass.

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