That was my first thought. I’m sure I drive my kids nuts, but it bugs me find food on the carpets so they can’t eat in the living room. The turtle would be subject to the same rules.
A turtle gets mugged by two snails. When the cops ask for a description of the perpitrators, the turtle looks bewildered and says, “I don’t know–it all happened so fast!”
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12 Comments so far. Leave a comment below.Gamera devours Mothra!!!!
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Slow news day.
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I was expecting a bird to come and snatch the berry away.
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Not on the white carpet!
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WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CARPET?!?!
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That was my first thought. I’m sure I drive my kids nuts, but it bugs me find food on the carpets so they can’t eat in the living room. The turtle would be subject to the same rules.
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That carpet really tied the room together.
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Um, Peanut, you got a little something on your chin. I just wanna wipe him (her?) with a napkin.
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The Velociraptor dies out but THIS survives? Come on!
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LOL – The geek side of me thought this might have been a video on the latest nano computer called “Bably Turtle” blitzing a Raspberry Pi.
No wonder turtles live so long – they have to in order to finish their meals!
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A turtle gets mugged by two snails. When the cops ask for a description of the perpitrators, the turtle looks bewildered and says, “I don’t know–it all happened so fast!”
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