Get Cynical

I wonder what flavor the chips were.

(via Boing Boing)

OMG BEAR! G2G!!

It’s almost as if god doesn’t exist and Republican candidates are just making up his endorsement to garner cheap votes from their religious base.

Yeah, probably:

“Individuals who identify as straight but in psychological tests show a strong attraction to the same sex may be threatened by gays and lesbians because homosexuals remind them of similar tendencies within themselves,” explains Netta Weinstein, a lecturer at the University of Essex and the study’s lead author.

“In many cases these are people who are at war with themselves and they are turning this internal conflict outward,” adds co-author Richard Ryan, professor of psychology at the University of Rochester who helped direct the research.

I asked you guys what I missed while I was away and nobody brought this up? Fuck world news and politics, THIS is what the internet is about.

I can’t leave you guys for a second…

People who didn’t know the Titanic was real.

(via Poor MoJo)