Santorum: ‘Friends Don’t Let Friends Use Pink Balls’

From Think Progress:

Rick Santorum jokingly chastised a boy for using a pink bowling ball during a campaign stop in Wisconsin on Wednesday. According to Reuters reporter Sam Youngman, Santorum told a boy who reached for a pink bowling ball: “You’re not gonna use the pink ball. We’re not gonna let you do that. Not on camera,” adding, “Friends don’t let friends use pink balls.”

Here is a pic of Santorum which may or may not be in context:

11 comments

  1. Oh My God! If he picks The Pink Ball, he’ll turn gay! That’ll be The END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!
    Did I get his reasoning right?

  2. Playing with pink balls is like fondling a dudes sac, so that’s gay and is therefore bad. Having something pink wrapped around your neck is like having your head shoved all the way up in some chicks cooch, so that’s not gay and is therefore okay.

  3. “Not on camera.”

    Yeah, kid, save your playing with pink balls for the airport restrooms of the world.

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