Santorum: ‘Friends Don’t Let Friends Use Pink Balls’

From Think Progress:

Rick Santorum jokingly chastised a boy for using a pink bowling ball during a campaign stop in Wisconsin on Wednesday. According to Reuters reporter Sam Youngman, Santorum told a boy who reached for a pink bowling ball: “You’re not gonna use the pink ball. We’re not gonna let you do that. Not on camera,” adding, “Friends don’t let friends use pink balls.”

Here is a pic of Santorum which may or may not be in context:

  • I thought I saw pink ball jokes yesterday, but didn’t take time to figure out the story behind them.

    Insert a joke about my wife playing with pink balls here.

  • pvc

    Nice tie Rick! Wear that on your next trip to P-town and you’ll drive all the young dudes crazy.

  • Aljaž Kozina

    Oh My God! If he picks The Pink Ball, he’ll turn gay! That’ll be The END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!
    Did I get his reasoning right?

  • Erich Schrempp
  • Eddie

    He must have some shitty friends if they let him go out dressed like that in public.

  • Angry Sam

    Maybe he’s just a big fan of breast cancer.

  • That kid can borrow my pink bowling ball any time he wants. Screw you, Santorum.

  • ange

    should he have had the kid hold a pair of big black balls instead?

  • Venture Free

    Playing with pink balls is like fondling a dudes sac, so that’s gay and is therefore bad. Having something pink wrapped around your neck is like having your head shoved all the way up in some chicks cooch, so that’s not gay and is therefore okay.

  • Sherri

    “Not on camera.”

    Yeah, kid, save your playing with pink balls for the airport restrooms of the world.

  • Imhotep

    To quote the internets from days of yore: “That man is an Assclown!”