How to Pander.
Lesson 1. Don’t concern yourself with the transparency of ass kissing.
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well, if you like nature (trees, lakes, etc.) and cars you’re kind of in a pickle
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mmm pickles
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Gee, he left out puppies, ponies and sunsets – what kind of twisted bastard doesn’t like those?
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I don’t think Romney is going to be talking about puppies any time soon, especially in a speech where he mentions cars.
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He might have at least said he likes how it’s shaped like a mitten, but that might have alienated the non-mitten half, not that that’s stopped him before. Plus, his name is Mittens. I’ve drawn one heck of a campaign poster in my mind.
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Is he on a speed date with Michigan?
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This needs auto-tuning. So intense!
Big Love.
Nice monologue there, Rain Man.
I can still see him on a Fruit of the Loom underwear commercial.
But does he love cats? Does he love every kind of cat?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4
Romney needs to be songified.
Would I be correct in assuming that Farmington Hills, MI. has a car factory? An American car factory?
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Lesson 1. Don’t concern yourself with the transparency of ass kissing.
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well, if you like nature (trees, lakes, etc.) and cars you’re kind of in a pickle
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mmm pickles
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Gee, he left out puppies, ponies and sunsets – what kind of twisted bastard doesn’t like those?
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I don’t think Romney is going to be talking about puppies any time soon, especially in a speech where he mentions cars.
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He might have at least said he likes how it’s shaped like a mitten, but that might have alienated the non-mitten half, not that that’s stopped him before. Plus, his name is Mittens. I’ve drawn one heck of a campaign poster in my mind.
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Is he on a speed date with Michigan?
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This needs auto-tuning. So intense!
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Big Love.
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Nice monologue there, Rain Man.
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I can still see him on a Fruit of the Loom underwear commercial.
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But does he love cats? Does he love every kind of cat?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4
Romney needs to be songified.
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Would I be correct in assuming that Farmington Hills, MI. has a car factory? An American car factory?
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