Oh Gamera. Oh my dear old friend Gamera. How the mighty have fallen. But you’re still the friend of children apparently. (The creepy friend of children I don’t mind adding.) But a paying gig is a paying gig, I guess.
The fact that the woman says that the animated (?) part of this video is a true story really speaks to the Christian definition of the word true, which of course has nothing to do with historical or scientific accuracy.
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13 Comments so far. Leave a comment below.I have to admit, the times when I’ve had to go to church I would spend much of my time thinking about all the things I could be doing with my mouth.
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Why does god always want the lil children to please him with their mouths
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At 1:51 what’s she wiping out of her eyes? C’mon God, you can’t just spring that on a lady.
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Aw, this was nothing like what I was expecting it to be
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That’s what he said.
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This is why Heaven would actually be Hell
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Oh Gamera. Oh my dear old friend Gamera. How the mighty have fallen. But you’re still the friend of children apparently. (The creepy friend of children I don’t mind adding.) But a paying gig is a paying gig, I guess.
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Well, I guess I’m a christian now. Thanks for that.
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I couldn’t watch it. The title was so disgusting…
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The fact that the woman says that the animated (?) part of this video is a true story really speaks to the Christian definition of the word true, which of course has nothing to do with historical or scientific accuracy.
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Maybe I’m maladjusted, but something about this video makes me want to fuck that turtle.
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Oh fuck that goddamn shit.
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God-dammit…now I can’t UNwatch it….
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