That “wah wahwah wah wah” horn sound from the old Peanuts animated specials that indicate an annoying adult voice.
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There’s something rotten in Washington, D.C.–smell my finger.
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Haters gonna hate.
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I’m sorry, every time I read that I see the My Little Pony animated GIF in my head.
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/087/536/1292102239519.gif
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“I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog Bo, too!”
or
“Wait! Wait! I’m trynna tell you shomething… Izz very important… (hic)”
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“No, it’s just… to the right of… No. Higher. You know what, just let me get it. It’s broccoli or something. Fuckin’ Mexicans.”
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Your [sic] a doody-head.
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As he leaned in, President Obama began to wonder if his staff had been screwing with him. In fact, he was soon to realize that it is not the custom in Arizona to greet a lady with a deep tongue kiss.
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“President” huh? You look a little too brown for me, I’ll have to see some identification. Sheriff Joe? Little help here?
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I *do* believe in spooks, I *do* believe in spooks. I do, I do, I do, I *do* believe in spooks, I *do* believe in spooks, I do, I do, I do, I *do*!
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“Woman working at the behest of corporations yells at a man working at the behest of corporations”
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Pull my finger
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“Explain this, smart guy, if the NAACP can say colored people right in their name, why can’t I I say colored people?”
“Why oh why is it always the crazy ones that come on to me?
Hey Daley! Who are we bombing today?”
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He’s thinking, More mint and less volume, your breaths killin me.
Get your hand off me now!
IMMA BOOP YOUR NOSE
Barack: I got chills. They’re multiplyin’. And I’m losin’ control. ‘Cause the power you’re supplyin’, it’s electrifyin’!
Brewer: You better shape up, ’cause I need a man and my heart is set on you. You better shape up; you better understand to my heart I must be true.
Both: You’re the one that I want. (you are the one i want), o, oo, oooooooh!
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I said take your hand off – those are for Sheriff Joe and Sheriff Joe only.
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“… and when you open the limo door for me, you stand back, shoulders squared, and address me as ‘Ma’am!’”
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“I said get off my dick!”
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“Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!”
“If you put that in there I’m gonna bite it!”
Naughty boy…Go to my room!
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Christ, Jan, how much garlic was in that salad you had for lunch?
Obama soon came to regret telling the aged woman that she was the worst Owen Wilson impersonator he’d ever seen.
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See this big hole in my tooth, If you promise free dental and eyecare to top off your welfare plan, I’ll vote for you in the next election.
Just leave it in there! We can’t afford another Monica incident.
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“And if you pinch my ass again, I’ll slap ya, got it, Bama?
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Oh, Lady fingers my favorite!!
And then there’s this.
is this a booger or part of my brain?
No, Jan. With a sobriety test you’re supposed to try to touch YOUR nose with your finger.
“Pull my finger.. :: snicker :: “
“I don’t like it that you’re a buh, buh…” “Say it, bitch, BLACK”
Obama: “What? I can’t hear you over these jet engines – you’ll hafta speak up!”
Brewer: “I said, ‘THAT’S A NICE TIE!’”
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36 Comments so far. Leave a comment below.That “wah wahwah wah wah” horn sound from the old Peanuts animated specials that indicate an annoying adult voice.
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There’s something rotten in Washington, D.C.–smell my finger.
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Haters gonna hate.
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I’m sorry, every time I read that I see the My Little Pony animated GIF in my head.
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/087/536/1292102239519.gif
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“I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog Bo, too!”
or
“Wait! Wait! I’m trynna tell you shomething… Izz very important… (hic)”
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“No, it’s just… to the right of… No. Higher. You know what, just let me get it. It’s broccoli or something. Fuckin’ Mexicans.”
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Your [sic] a doody-head.
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As he leaned in, President Obama began to wonder if his staff had been screwing with him. In fact, he was soon to realize that it is not the custom in Arizona to greet a lady with a deep tongue kiss.
Like or Dislike:
4 
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“President” huh? You look a little too brown for me, I’ll have to see some identification. Sheriff Joe? Little help here?
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I *do* believe in spooks, I *do* believe in spooks. I do, I do, I do, I *do* believe in spooks, I *do* believe in spooks, I do, I do, I do, I *do*!
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“Woman working at the behest of corporations yells at a man working at the behest of corporations”
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Pull my finger
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“Explain this, smart guy, if the NAACP can say colored people right in their name, why can’t I I say colored people?”
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11 
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“Why oh why is it always the crazy ones that come on to me?
Hey Daley! Who are we bombing today?”
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1
He’s thinking, More mint and less volume, your breaths killin me.
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Get your hand off me now!
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IMMA BOOP YOUR NOSE
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Barack: I got chills. They’re multiplyin’. And I’m losin’ control. ‘Cause the power you’re supplyin’, it’s electrifyin’!
Brewer: You better shape up, ’cause I need a man and my heart is set on you. You better shape up; you better understand to my heart I must be true.
Both: You’re the one that I want. (you are the one i want), o, oo, oooooooh!
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I said take your hand off – those are for Sheriff Joe and Sheriff Joe only.
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“… and when you open the limo door for me, you stand back, shoulders squared, and address me as ‘Ma’am!’”
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“I said get off my dick!”
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“Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!”
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“If you put that in there I’m gonna bite it!”
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Naughty boy…Go to my room!
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Christ, Jan, how much garlic was in that salad you had for lunch?
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Obama soon came to regret telling the aged woman that she was the worst Owen Wilson impersonator he’d ever seen.
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See this big hole in my tooth, If you promise free
dental and eyecare to top off your welfare plan,
I’ll vote for you in the next election.
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Just leave it in there! We can’t afford another Monica incident.
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“And if you pinch my ass again, I’ll slap ya, got it, Bama?
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2
Oh, Lady fingers my favorite!!
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And then there’s this.
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is this a booger or part of my brain?
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No, Jan. With a sobriety test you’re supposed to try to touch YOUR nose with your finger.
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“Pull my finger.. :: snicker :: “
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“I don’t like it that you’re a buh, buh…”
“Say it, bitch, BLACK”
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Obama: “What? I can’t hear you over these jet engines – you’ll hafta speak up!”
Brewer: “I said, ‘THAT’S A NICE TIE!’”
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