Paula Deen’s Health Food Cookbook

A sneak peek:

FRUIT SALAD

INGREDIENTS:
1 lb. bag of Skittles
3 cups ranch dressing

DIRECTIONS:
Mix well. Serve room temperature.

PAULA’S GUILT-FREE FAT-FREE® SMOOTHIE

INGREDIENTS:
34 lbs. sugar

DIRECTIONS:
Put sugar in smoothie glass and drink with straw, serve chilled in white wine tumblers or, for special occasions, lap from trough. This delicacy is guilt-free since you can make a conscious choice not to feel guilty about anything you put in your body like Paula does!

5 comments

  1. I ‘spose this is one of these cases where arguing against Schadenfreude would be like pissing into the wind.

    Salad for me this lunch. With a nice glass of white on the side. Hold the salad.

  2. Catch the Rainbow… Or is that stray neuron excitation brought on by the diabetic coma… It’s hard to tell the difference.

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