Paula Deen’s Health Food Cookbook

A sneak peek:

FRUIT SALAD

INGREDIENTS:
1 lb. bag of Skittles
3 cups ranch dressing

DIRECTIONS:
Mix well. Serve room temperature.

PAULA’S GUILT-FREE FAT-FREE® SMOOTHIE

INGREDIENTS:
34 lbs. sugar

DIRECTIONS:
Put sugar in smoothie glass and drink with straw, serve chilled in white wine tumblers or, for special occasions, lap from trough. This delicacy is guilt-free since you can make a conscious choice not to feel guilty about anything you put in your body like Paula does!

  • gruggach

    I laughed so hard at these. Megan Amran has an awesome command of the absurd.

  • pvc

    I ‘spose this is one of these cases where arguing against Schadenfreude would be like pissing into the wind.

    Salad for me this lunch. With a nice glass of white on the side. Hold the salad.

  • Dale

    Can’t wait to try the Sparkling Water!

  • Kevin Dunphy

    Catch the Rainbow… Or is that stray neuron excitation brought on by the diabetic coma… It’s hard to tell the difference.

  • ange

    this wins everything ever.