Paula Deen’s Health Food Cookbook

A sneak peek:

FRUIT SALAD

INGREDIENTS:
1 lb. bag of Skittles
3 cups ranch dressing

DIRECTIONS:
Mix well. Serve room temperature.

PAULA’S GUILT-FREE FAT-FREE® SMOOTHIE

INGREDIENTS:
34 lbs. sugar

DIRECTIONS:
Put sugar in smoothie glass and drink with straw, serve chilled in white wine tumblers or, for special occasions, lap from trough. This delicacy is guilt-free since you can make a conscious choice not to feel guilty about anything you put in your body like Paula does!

5 Comments

  1. I ‘spose this is one of these cases where arguing against Schadenfreude would be like pissing into the wind.

    Salad for me this lunch. With a nice glass of white on the side. Hold the salad.

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