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FRUIT SALAD
INGREDIENTS:
1 lb. bag of Skittles
3 cups ranch dressingDIRECTIONS:
Mix well. Serve room temperature.
PAULA’S GUILT-FREE FAT-FREE® SMOOTHIE
INGREDIENTS:
34 lbs. sugar
DIRECTIONS:
Put sugar in smoothie glass and drink with straw, serve chilled in white wine tumblers or, for special occasions, lap from trough. This delicacy is guilt-free since you can make a conscious choice not to feel guilty about anything you put in your body like Paula does!
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5 Comments so far. Leave a comment below.I laughed so hard at these. Megan Amran has an awesome command of the absurd.
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I ‘spose this is one of these cases where arguing against Schadenfreude would be like pissing into the wind.
Salad for me this lunch. With a nice glass of white on the side. Hold the salad.
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Can’t wait to try the Sparkling Water!
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Catch the Rainbow… Or is that stray neuron excitation brought on by the diabetic coma… It’s hard to tell the difference.
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this wins everything ever.
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