• Seldom is profound ignorance an obstacle when pursuing a career in politics.

  • Mike K

    Here I am, Rock you like a Herman Cain.

    • Venture Free

      I get the feeling you’ve been waiting for just the right moment to drop that one on us, and now that his campaign is over you decided you probably won’t get another chance.

      • Mike K

        Yeah, pretty much. Although I have a feeling we haven’t heard the last of him. Palin’s been completely out of politics for over 2 years and she still sticks her head out now and then.

  • Leslie Sokolow

    I wouldn’t call The Onion a legitimate news source.

  • So we run Cain off due to alleged marital infidelities and the candidate who appears to benefit the most is Gingrich, who’s cheated on at least two of his three wives.

    Do I hear an irony meter going sproing?