Day: December 4, 2011

From a legitimate news source:

Rumors Of Extramarital Affair End Campaign Of Presidential Candidate Who Didn’t Know China Has Nuclear Weapons

Facing bankruptcy, the U.S. Postal Service is pushing ahead with unprecedented cuts to first-class mail next spring that will slow delivery and, for the first time in 40 years, eliminate the chance for stamped letters to arrive the next day. (Dec. 4)

And he’s ok! (According to the YouTube description at least)

This is just the coolest thing ever.